The Millipede Mohel

The Millipede Mohel is a picture book character that I've had in the back
of my head for awhile, though, at this point, it's more of a song:

It’s the day of our bris! It’s the day of our bris!
we four little moles are excited for this.

The millipede mohel is riding this way,
he’s coming to take all our foreskins away!

When he arrives he can’t help his old habit,
of backflipping off his rabbinical rabbit.

Due to all of his arms, he says it’s a crime
not to do all four brises at the same time.

After it’s over, we go back to our holes,
we all feel fantastic, we’re happy jew moles!

and as we grow up,

deep under the soil,

new babies are brought to the millipede mohel.

The millipede mohel! The millipede mohel!
Oh how we love the millipede mohel!

The End


  1. O U T S T A N D I N G!

    And they felt no pain!

  2. Awesome. Almost makes you want to get a brising... had you not already :)

  3. there are no words to describe how much i heart this. brilliant!