Lord Moth and Phil: A Dismemberment Story Full of Cross-dressing and Baked Brie

One day, Lord Moth and Phil decided to have a picnic, and paint in the park.

Chief among their refreshments, was a marvelous baked brie,

Which the park’s ruffians found to be irresistible.

They ran!

Phil, the baked brie, and most of Lord Moth were able to escape.

Lord Moth was rushed to the infirmary,

Where he was set to receive a wing transplant.

Phil, who was very meticulous, wanted to choose the new wing,

but he was barred from visiting Lord Moth.

So, he went to his favorite clothier,

and bought a disguise.

It was very convincing, but Phil was too late.

In a rush, Lord Moth’s operation was already complete.

Feeling beyond frustrated with the day’s events, Lord Moth

and Phil headed home, but forgot all about their baked brie...

Which the infirmary staff happily took to the park to eat after work.

The end.

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Epilogue:

After a long recovery, Lord Moth was able to fly again,

but only in circles, due to his lopsided wingspan.

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Here's the first one, in case you missed it:

Lord Moth and Phil: A Hanky Panky Story Full of Passion and Estate Planning.