(Cue Music: Morning Mood by Edvard Grieg)
"You have the right to remain silent!"
"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law!"
"You have the right to speak to an attorney!"
"If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you!"
"Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?!"
(Cue Music: Someone has Died by Philip Glass)